But you see..they're really for our new kitchen. It has nothing to do with the fact that I'm craving for sweet foods or that I'm into cupcakes. Really. Uh huh.
How could you possibly resist anyway? I mean look at them..they say 'Buy Me! Buy Me!'
See..wouldnt you like this apron? ..I know I'd look super cute in it with my chubby bits hanging out and mumsy hair. Its got cupcakes on it for heaven's sake! And look!..
I can even have a matching pot mitten! Wont I look super DUPER cute?!!
Ok..so if that didnt really suit me I'd have to tone it down with this number. Brown and polka dots work fine. U know..if I have a kitchen catastrophe brown could cover up the stains. Really. It'll suit my complexion too. Uh huh!
Or maybe..just maybe..
..we need a teapot warmer? I know we're in tropical weather and all, but we'd have air-conditioners and you wouldnt want cold tea?!
And look..I think this is the most practical. Imagine, I bake you cupcakes and I could pack AND deliver it to you? See. Told you I'm not a compulsive buyer. I have reasons. My future kids will so love me! Not.