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Tuesday, May 11, 2010

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Today I thought you'd like to know Quirky Fact No. 456. 


As if your life hung on to this fact, I want to tell you- I only like my bread one way! Now listen up.




One, I must spread the jam rrrrright to the corner or else I'd be a grumpy woman. If it oozes out a little, thats ok. But it must, and I warn it must be evenly spread to every single side and corner and no bread shall be left barren. None. It's a vice.




Secondly, the edges must match. Don't get me?




See that? Thats just wrong. It has to be completely matching with no corners sticking out or one side bigger than the other. 


Hence I relieve my husband of making my bread. Because when he does, he slops on the jam without doing the corners- which just ruins my whole bread experience. Totally! But when he's really nice and really wants to impress me, he'd tell me:


I promise to spread the jam on every corner!


Obviously my life is quite peaceful and mundane at the moment....either that or I'm a bread perfectionist.


Thank you for listening. You may go on with your interesting life and forget about my humdrum one now. Thank you.






3 comments:

  1. I think you are totally normal...or we r both weird hehe....

    For awhile Hubby has made me feel like I'm weird that I'm such a bread spreading perfectionist.....I'm glad that there are others out there like me....:)

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  2. Hahaha. This post is really cute :D hahahaha :D

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  3. Jess: OMG u do the same?! HI FIVE! Think we need to do husband training 101.

    Marlene: Think its more obsessive compulsive..lol

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