When Thomas is part of my Vocab

Recently I've befriended a pretty wicked bunch. I've never met anyone like quite like them.

Thomas. Percy. Ernie. Bert. Jeff. Yes, all introduced by my 2 1/2 year old nephew. I now know that Thomas the Tank Engine is blue,

Percy is Green,

Bert-the egghead is significantly taller than Ernie and Jeff, well..he's the purple Wiggle.

Oh! And I go to sleep singing Toot toot Chugga Chugga Big red car..and I wake up seeing The Big Red car thrown in some odd manner around the living room- evidence my nephew was there the day before.

Then I see my nephew and start acting like a monkey, throwing my arms around to make him laugh, squishing my face together just to get a reaction and wave 'hi' [complete with flabby grandma arms] like a imbecile. And just when I think I've got enough of his attention, he kisses me, I go all gooey inside and start acting like a idiot all over again.

Kids. Hmph.